Pharaohs of Egypt tested positive on marijuana and cocaine, and their HIGH priests were stoners too

The German toxicologist Dr. Svetlana Balabanova tested mummies of the Ancient Egypt for drugs, positive! as she discovered clear traces of cocaine, nicotine and marijuana (THC in particular) in tissues. Basically the old guys were full of “controlled substances”. Is it insightful? Suggested that a whole bunch of research has been applied along the time upon the mummies of the Pharaohs and the Egyptian Priests, the HIGHest class of the Egyptian society, starting as early as 1924, even some studies echo from XIX century, then 1948, but most of them got applied within the period 1989-1995 by S. Balabanova and the team.

Yay! Pharaohs were the dudes!

Egypt Sphinx says Pharaohs were the dudes! Traces of marijuana and cocaine found in mummies

All points to that the Pharaohs and their high priests (“HIGH priests”, hahahaha) were the dudes! who consumed psychoactive marijuana all the way (which is fun but less surprise) but the real “issue” arise from and the whole Egyptology cannot yet explain that neither cocaine nor nicotine is present in the plants of the known Old World, but only in the New World aka Americas.

Marijuana got smoked, while Cocaine and Nicotine is consumed as an edible

STUDY “Presence of drugs in different tissues of an Egyptian mummy” by Franz Parsche and Andreas Nerlich, published in “Fresenius’ Journal of Analytical Chemistry (1995)”, states, that levels of THC suggest an inhalation of marijuana or hashish, while cocaine and nicotine are found mostly in liver, so the latter two were eaten as edible. Where the nicotine must not be necessarily a tobacco because, for example, eating tomato and potato through all life show nicotine in the body as well. Here is the quote:

By use of radio immunoassay systems and gas chromatography/mass spectrometry, significant amounts of various drugs were detected in internal organs (lung, liver, stomach, intestines) as well as in hair, bone, skin/muscle and tendon. These analyses revealed a significant deposition of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), nicotine (and its metabolite cotinine) and cocaine in the tissue from the mummy. The concentration profiles additionally provide evidence for the preferential ways of consumption: Thus, the highest levels of THC in lung specimens point to an inhalation of this drug — as it has been assumed from known ritual smoking ceremonies —, while nicotine and cocaine containing drugs showed their highest concentrations in the intestines and liver, so that they seem to have been consumed perorally.

May it mean the Ancient Egypt traded to Americas for nicotine and cocaine!!?

Shall we start from the controversy that the other plants could exist but they do not now; like same potato or same tomato (both contain nicotine) maybe disappeared long ago in all the continents of the Old World (thousands years ago) but keeping on their development in the New World.


Marijuana traces in Pharaohs bodies impact the whole Marijuana Industry and add a whole lot to the Marijuana Culture, of course, while the whole Egyptology rilli wants to explain now that nicotine and that cocaine from the New World (officially discovered in 1492 by Columbus) in the tissues of the ancient mummies of the Ancient Egypt. Even though tomatoes and potatoes do contain nicotine, neither of them was officially known to the Ancient Egypt, and there is no solid excuse about the fact that the mummies packed weed and cocaine more than 3000 years ago, ages and ages before Christopher Columbus touchdown’ed Caribbean and then Americas!

Pharaoh’s Plug

The Ancient Egyptians have never got accounted as super good sailors, doing mostly on land, that may mean someone else delivered goods to them. Once I’ve met a curious version that attracted my attention as a clear example of the out-of-the-box thinking: What if Pharaoh’s plug traveled not the way over the Atlantic, but used the land route through Asia and China and then someone from Asia (even if not Chinese) crossed the Pacific? Filipinos and Indonesians were good sailors, were they? Besides, on the top north where the Bering straight is, the distance between the two worlds is short enough and even shorter, it is merely 82 kilometers wide (which is 51 land miles; or 45 nautical miles, kinds 6-8 hours to travel by a sail with a small sailing boat, practically behind the corner).

Here — Chinese script carved into rocks (in New Mexico, Arizona and California) may prove Asians lived in New World 3,300 years ago

Here — A 2013 study suggests the possibility of contact between Ecuador and East Asia

We should not forget about the Olmec, the ancient culture of the Americas exited in the period roughly from 1200 BCE to 400 BCE, very roughly… More important there is a claim they have contacted Africa.

No, we should not believe everything written. I only wonder what will happen first, either archeologists will find the evidence, or genetics will resurrect (or recreate) Ramses II and will just ask him? Like, what if they are right that the memory presumably is stored in molecules, like there is a molecular storage in the DNA. Hmm, you know, this part of science moves on pretty fast too.


Yes, but the teleport once was mad too, but it is already invented, not yet sending people as a whole into any point, however it is not a total miracle any more 😜👍

Relevant enough? (Critics)

Critics, presumably driven by the envy, hit the finds of course. The defense suggests that Dr. Svetlana Balabanova used a hair test which is accepted in a court of law as a proof that a substance was consumed while the person was alive, right now, in the modern age. How it works: A sample is washed in alcohol and then the solution is tested, while such method is used to apply a hammer of law upon people nowadays, in the modern age. So, WHY for the love of gods the SAME method should not work SAME perfect for a Pharaoh and his/her priests and priestesses? Bullet-proof enough, I think.

Wonder why do I refer to a pharaoh as “her” along with “his”? Okay. While the total conception did not allow a feminine ruler in the Ancient Egypt, as far as we know, however there were feminine rulers. Just they disguised as men. Hatshepsut was such, the most famous of them, also some sources suggest Nefertiti the beauty did so too. The monuments devoted to her famous lovely rebel husband those made closer to the end of his rule obviously show boobs and heaps as if he was a woman: some scholars think that Akhenaten was an alien, some scholars think those were the wrongs of genetics, but some think that Nefertiti took over the power eventually and just dressed as a Pharaoh-man (presumably the only way for a Pharaoh-woman to align to the tradition of the Ancient Egypt). Of course she puffed, why not? Even if she’d never usurped the absolute power she was still a Queen of Egypt, for gods’ sake!!

Akhenaten and Nefertiti and their children, marijuana stoners in the Ancient Egypt, probably

IMG: Akhenaten and Nefertiti and their children (src:wikipedia)

“Those mummies are the modern fakes” — the envy still shouts. Yack, yack, all of them, starting from RAMSES THE SECOND himself resting now in peace in the Cairo Museum!! Is it what you say? Do you hear yourself? Silence is gold indeed =)

Ramses II

Ramses the Second, often referred to as Ramses the Great, was the magnificent Pharaoh of Egypt. He ruled the country for 66 years as the second longest reign, and died at the age of about 90 years old, his period is considered as the Golden Age of Egypt. Let’s see what they’ve found in his body then.

Rameses II, this is his mummy in the Cairo Museum

Ramses II (1292–1190 BCE) ruled Egypt for 66 years!!! now R.I.P. at Cairo Museum, photo credit, creative commons license (mods applied: rotation 90% to be aligned with the actual position of the mummy in the museum as I’ve been contemplating him for an hour there back in 2003)

The presence of Nicotiana sp. and Anthemideae [plant known as chamomile belong to genera of this tribe] in the abdominal cavity of Rameses II, as plant substances utilized in the preservation process by the Ancient Egyptians. Both [substances] were discovered during the re-examination of his [Rameses II] mummy in Paris in 1976, the former as the fragments of leaf and the latter as massive amounts of pollen (>500,000 grains/cc) (Layer-Lescot 1985; Leroi-Gourhan 1985). The evidence for Nicotiana, tobacco, was published in 1978.
[…] a point is not lost on Balabanova et al. (1993). A short note on this research in Lancet (1993) elicited some sharp responses particularly as the evidence was extended to show the use of hashish (Cannabis Sativa) and cocaine (Erythroxylon coca), the latter at a date earlier than any record in the New World (cf. Cartmel et al. 1991). Like the use of opium, cannabis usage either in religious ritual or medicine is possible.
» source: Rameses II and the tobacco beetle, Buckland & Panagiotakopulu

Yet another doubt suggests there is no single depiction about any cocaine consumption by Pharaohs, neither showing the marijuana tokes, while the whole Egypt is full of pictures, and those show many if not every aspect of life. To my perception personally this “move” is as weak as close to stupidity, BECAUSE: have you ever seen, say, a Pharaoh having sex, jerking off or vomiting, cooking flamingo tongues, or a princess undressing? I did not, no one did, THEREFORE it is not that “every aspect” got pictured.

Sun, 24/Oct/21