Clean Bong or Smoking Pipe Like A Pro

Clean Bong or Smoking Pipe Like A Pro

HOW TO CLEAN A BONG problem, of course, it is a problem. Any shining brand-new or even a wooden pipe start crying for cleansing soon enough.

Remember This Guy?

Col. Landa's Smoking Pipe

Colonel Hans Landa’s Remarkable Pipe from “Inglourious Basterds” motion picture:

Also Remember That Smoking Kills:

Smoking May Kill

Lieutenant Aldo Raine (on right) from “Inglourious Basterds” motion picture:

After few days or weeks of use any cool shining bong is no more transparent and after few days more it is damn not transparent. Someone say we can scrub it to keep it for a rainy day, don’t be that far ridiculous. Anyway now we want to clean it to its original glory.

Love Yourself

This is rule number one, as always, do not clean it with anything not-drinkable and not-eatable. And especially when it’s wood as keep a lot of cleaning material inside its nooks and crannies.

Cleaning Is Easy

It is like a small discovery: use alcohol. Pure and strong one, like vodka. And not any whisky or cognac or alike, they all contain a lot of extras in the blend, smells, alien oils, etc, just more a pure one will work the best for cleaning. Just a reminder a famous bong replacement if the bong is out of order is a coca-cola can, works well.


Pour alcohol inside and it’ll react with gras leaving neither gras nor itself, more or less so, by the same reason it perfectly cleans pretty everything and fly away pretty instantly. Then only wash it off with amount of water. Considering a tricky structure of a bong and a hard accessibility of wooden pipe’s parts, it may require open mind to invent the proper way to wash.

Tue, 09/Jul/19