Ho ho ho! Cannabis Poems Update Winter-growing Edition + Tricks

Happy new year y’al, canna fams! Find the fresh Growing Tricks below in this page, scroll it down, and here is also the Epic-Poetic update into our beautiful marijuana cultural collection. This is totally an expression of the holiday mood, and the obvious influence of the holiday buds becoming more and more legal around USA (we congratulate Illinois, new law in effect since 1st of January) and all around the world following the American lead.

Enjoy your stuff and enjoy the poetry

THE LIGHTER (cannabis poem, by Angrybud.com, 2020)

María Juana your charms make inspire,

And capture my soul with care tho higher,

But ah!
Can’t imagine how stupid was me:

Don’t know where’s the LIGHTER, but know where are we.

And another very special one, and a very seasonal piece, for the roaring winter yet the frosty nugs! when many growers in the Northern Hemisphere, in Europe and USA, those enjoying outdoor growing another half a year, are now forced to hide the plants into tents under the artificial sun shine, that is indoors!

INDOORS (cannabis poem, by Angrybud.com, 2020)

When braving angry winter storms,

The grow tent we raise,

Far in the shade my Gem will spend

Her first 12 hour night,

Away from eyes Eternal Light

Shall warm her body then,

The tyrant Death shall cut her roots,

When Amber says: she’s well.

Yass, the dope was good, so was NY celebration! All best to y’al canna folks!

For the indoor growing herein below are the presents from Canna Santa, no words, all is clear. That is how to optimize the space issue for indoor weed growing, to let your baby grow well in a lower tent —

Reduce the Height of Cannabis Plant to fit a grow tent (Easy Engineereing Solution)

No words, watch the pictures from the cannabis community in twitter: very special thanks to our twitter mate Tim for the solution demonstrated. It’s genious! We call it “Engineering solution”. Easy!

How to reduce the height of cannabis plant to fit a lower grow tent easy solution - indoor growing tricks
How to reduce height of cannabis plant to fit the grow tent – Easy solution

Reduce the Height of Cannabis Plant to fit a grow tent (Beautiful Artistic Solution)

Feel it’s not enough? Want more art than Engineering? Okay! Here we go another solution — only look at it, it’s dope! and so artistic, and we call it “Artistic solution”! Suggested by the Coffeeshop_Guru. Only fantasy may limit the shape of such, hahaha!

How to reduce the height of cannabis plant to fit a lower grow tent easy solution - indoor growing tricks
How to reduce height of cannabis plant to fit the grow tent – Artistic solution

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We don’t want pain

Hey fellow site st’owners! How’s life. Have you already frightened all your readers about pains and cancers and all sorts of other spooky-schmooky stuff? If you say yes on that then you are not our fellow site st’owner, hahaha // You only remember this is a private web site and we suggest to stay away if you are here by any reason other than curiosity for reading my off-deck (or is it off-key?) opinion. This my polite ‘please stay away’ was for humans, and for anyone related to any sort of gügle bots for such I have my very special “Get away and never come back unless intentions change”, it’ll just make my access log stats better for reading // but for friends let me go on… Better call it a pothead’s fantasy rather than think it’s an attempt to ruin or alter anyone’s belief. I respect all beliefs, and personally I also support World Snake and Lady Yaga – it’s totally your own decision to choose what you are up to.

Pain is a Natural Mechanics

1.
When you hammer down a nail doing a home work, or if you are a carpenter – if you accidentally hit a finger and most probably suffer – will you take a pill in advance to ease it or even not feel it at all? The answer is: No!

2.
When you make a campfire while camping or ignite a beautiful fireplace for another beautiful family dinner – do you want to prevent pain that will probably burn your skin, damage it and hurt you – why not take a pill and “fuck that burns I have more pills”? No way, what a stupid idea that would be! All people of Earth normally try to escape any damage of the body, always, it’s natural and we need Pain for this…

3.
The Pain in the body is the Protection that helps you to survive and there have been never intention from Nature or God or Gods (choose your version) to make us suffer, but this is exclusively the protection, and by killing that protection you kill your safety and risk your health – this is simple as hell and this is hell logical. I can suggest more – when that second-popular God was torturing his own son he did not offer any pain relief for his poor boy either. Virgins normally do not eat pills before their first sexual contact even tho they have no idea how painful it may occur or not.

All because PAIN is a natural thing and we need it. And we’d very likely could NOT survive neither evolve without it.

A Question I have…

My friend, the patient reader of this train of thoughts, IF WE virtually find it too far stupid to protect a finger from a hammer by taking pills, why we wish so recklessly to disable the same protection mechanism (the pain) when it comes to the inner organs?

Feeling pain I need as a signal from my body to understand clearly that something went really wrong and how far it went. It might be a wrong food, or too cold, maybe a wrong armchair for one’s spine, or merely a tiredness which is the worst enemy. And to solve it I need to fix the wrong condition rather than a chemical to cheat my own body. I will know soon what exactly makes me feel pain less, naturally, and by that the knowledge is power and the knowledge is life.

Love yourself the most.

Cannabis Spirituality vs. Cannabis the New Pill

I have heard an opinion, a couple of times maybe, and it’s easy to find one, suggesting that Cannabis Plant is a gift given to Humanity for a pain relief. What a rare piece of shit it is, I think.

Cannabis is for Love — Ayurvedic medics used cannabis mostly as aphrodisiac, one grand master in it, who was from Sri Lanka, he told me, they used it for a million years until 2015 when eventually the liberation arrived to Sri Lanka. It’s a psychoactive plant and it hits thoughts, and there cannot be another reason to use “psycho” in the definition which simply means “soul” in Greek, not “pill” not “cancer” (god forbid).

Cannabis is for Communication — Spirituality is what makes one talking to God, by some means. Even tho you are the God by yourself, and some religions support the idea, or you better prefer some outer God, whatever. You communicate to people easily and with pleasure when stoned, and you can communicate to anybody and a god is not an exception.

Certain psychoactives, particularly hallucinogens, have been used for religious (spiritual) purposes since prehistoric times. Native Americans have used peyote cacti containing mescaline for religious ceremonies for as long as 5700 years – Wiki states. No “medicine” mentioned.

Psychoactives change the brain function and result in alterations in perception, mood, consciousness, cognition, or behavior; for ritual, spiritual, or shamanic purposes; or for research. No “medicine” again, at least not that much of it.

Love and Pain among Cannabis Websites

Try a small research, it’s fun. In search type “site:domain.com keyword”, and it will find the number of entries, I used ggl. Most of search engines will find also the variations of the words, so the method somewhat demonstrates the approach. Keywords are “Love” (L), “Pain” (P), “Cancer” (C) and “Spirituality” (S). Take a “Ranking Sum” (ΣR), where bad ones a negative, and good ones are positive, like this:

ΣR = L + S – P – C, then divide by total sum (ΣT = L+S+P+C) to get the shares rather than absolute numbers, like this: ΣR / ΣT.

The resulting Value shall be the rating of a Goodness, hahaha!

Herewego, what is in the end:

Hightimes.com -0,17 (negative)
Love 7160, Pain 5200, Cancer 6200, Spirituality 816
Ganjapreneur.com -0,49 (negative)
Love 355, Pain 757, Cancer 435, Spirituality 50
Chef-420.com +0,94 (positive)
Love 182, Pain 5, Cancer 0(zero), Spirituality 1
Thecannabist.co -0,27 (negative)
Love 938, Pain 1190, Cancer 587, Spirituality 73
Leafly.com +0,25 (positive)
Love 122K, Pain 69K, Cancer 3K, Spirituality 0.7K
Marijuana.com +0,28 (positive)
Love 8840, Pain 3750, Cancer 1460, Spirituality 527
Angrybud.com +0,21 (positive)
Love 129, Pain 77, Cancer 9, Spirituality 4

Still think Marijuana is a new pill? Hm, okay, it’s a free choice of a free man, after all.

The head image is from Cannabisly.com, our canna mate from twitter